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untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

(Source: gingerbreadlou, via jesussbabymomma)

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing


I like this trend. I hereby decree that all maps be replaced with this highly intuitive system.
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santanist:

what do you mean orange chicken isnt a fruit

(via g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s)

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colemcdonnell:

W OW 

bikinipowerbottom:

answering a question wrong in front of the whole class

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